I couldn't really decide on what to do my manifesto on, so what I decided was to do a manifesto on our stray cat friend that wanders through our back door and reeks havoc through out the house and especially on our house mate Scatt aka Scott. Well hope you enjoy the Psycho Cat Manifesto.
Psycho Cat Manifesto
1. All Cats no matter how tamed or wild will be considered to be a psycho
2. All psycho cats will live their lives with one goal in mind, to terrorise the human race
3. All psycho cats will wreak havoc throughout the neighbourhood and taunt humans with acts of aggression
4. All psycho will not be held responsible for their aggressive nature
5. All psycho cats will live their lives in hope that one day all slaves will cease to exist and in doing so this planet will be left for the true rulers - The Psycho Cats
6. All psycho cats will at least once a day shit in their slaves house
7. All psycho cats will shred up slaves and slaves friends carpets
8. All psycho cats will exact revenge upon those who do not feed them
9. All psycho cats will continue to disrupt their slaves lives at least once a week
10. All cats that uphold the 9 previous rules will go to catty heaven and have their feast of seven virgin pussies
Psycho Cat